Chapter 13: Journey Through Singularities, Led by the Moon (3)

I am not a hero.

Just an ordinary human.

Because I lost my virginity before turning 30. Ahh, it feels great—or at least, it definitely did at first.

"..."

Waking up, I'm hit with a massive wave of post-nut clarity. And it just won't end.

So... to summarize simply, we didn't do it outdoors; we went back to the abandoned building to do it. Your first time in a haunted house is basically a rite of passage, right. Why? Go ask the meat slab in the soup. Our Emiya-kun lost his virginity in a derelict house to the King of Knights. And with a girl who secretly loved him watching from the side, too. Phew... The class of a typical eroge protagonist is different, isn't it? That guy will probably be the only one of his kind in all of Type-Moon.

Me, who from the start had three women in an abandoned building... if we're being precise, I was the one who got devoured. It feels good. Most virgin guys would welcome reverse rape as long as nothing bad happens, right?

In short, I was ravaged by three. By an energetic fairy girl with an insatiable appetite compared to her delicate frame, who played with magic and squeezed me dry...

By a wild older sister who treated me like a nerd getting devoured by a gal...

And before the power of 「 」, my fully-powered doppelganger was forced to stand at attention again...

It was rewarding, but the feeling is strange. At first, I was led along, and early on I was proactive too, but from the mid-point onward, I was just passively taken. I was mentally exhausted, and then they forced my body to move with magic...

I'm probably the only one whose first experience was with a fairy, a divine spirit, and 「 」, right?

I was properly wrung out, and something like death from overexertion is impossible before the power of 「 」. But I have zero energy left... They probably don't care. If they want to do it again, they can just force me up again. Ahh, perhaps I was just a tool for their self-comfort...

"Why do you look so listless, Master? After enjoying my body so much..."

"From the middle onward, you were the one violating my body."

At first, I enjoyed Caiba's body like meat in a pot. Even if that only lasted less than 10 minutes. Then, in turn, Caiba groped and explored my body like a rabbit in heat, and I think she used her tongue the most. I've never seen such a lecherous fairy. Definitely from the boar clan.

Some people would probably call me a hypocrite. Do you know that story? I don't remember where it was, but a couple left their cat alone in a hotel room for four days with several other cats...

The male cat was alone, and he was found passed out after being drained by at least five females over four days. That's me right now. And he had over five regular cats?

Mine were a goddess, a fairy, and the omnipotent 「 」-sama. If I weren't Shiki, I would've died long ago and gone to high-five Ereshkigal. Dying not from overwork but from overexertion during sex? That's a pathetic way to go beyond belief.

Who knows, if I died and went to the underworld, I might get drained by Eresh-chan too. Since it's the soul, I probably can't die from it now. Ereshkigal is Mesopotamia's goddess of lust, who, according to myth, couldn't satisfy her sexual desires even after a week of continuous intercourse. Yeah, I'd rather choose complete annihilation.

And unlike the overpowered protagonists in otherworldly harem stories, I don't have any amazing bedroom skills to counterattack strong heroines at night. Hah, if I met Gold Sun, I'd immediately be denounced as a 'cuck loser' and get discarded... Damn. Why am I so ordinary?

"Nyah~♡ Our Master... does he want to go again with big sister?"

"Don't say things like that... Or just cut off my doppelganger and take it. Eunuchs only have their testicles removed; I'd rather be castrated and enter eternal slumber..."

Taiga, lying nude beside me, pulls my arm and buries it between her breasts as she speaks. It felt amazing at first... but now it's a little scary.

A rough, violent older sister who devours you... At least I'm not being physically chewed up or anything. There are fetishes involving hurting your partner during sex, so I'm glad that's not the case...

"Should I restore your mental energy too?"

"No, I'll pass... Later. I'm sure there will be times when I want to, too... Probably."

"Really?"

"...Probably."

"Is that so~ I can't do it to someone who says no... Okay."

Shiki's smile is terrifying. Lying on top of me, her face inches from mine, she gives a faint smile. She'll definitely pounce on me when she wants to, right...? Her chest is pressed against mine, and only the sound of my heartbeat reaches her. She says she likes the sound of a pounding heart... or that she likes my warmth... Shiki's own heart doesn't even beat.

Time flows differently inside and outside. A few hours have passed here... but outside, only a few minutes have gone by. She splits the space to make time flow at different rates. According to Shiki, it's possible with Primordial Runes too, and high-level mages from the Age of Gods could do it. It's like a bounded field.

Well, we tidy up appropriately and leave the abandoned building. I don't think I ever want to come back here. Later, instead of white magical energy, red might come out.

"Ahh, a killer moon indeed."

"Right, just like..."

"Could you stop subtly groping my butt..."

I swat away Shiki's mischievous hand and decide to start walking. Fate is scary...

"Fufu..."

"Why are you making such an unpleasant laugh, Caiba-Caiba?"

"Well, because I was the one who took Master's first time! We're each other's first partner—isn't that basically marriage...?"

"In that case, Sakura would be doing security with the pervert."

"Why would you say something like that, Master..."

"It's all to protect you."

Can't you see those two quietly laughing behind you? If you keep this up, you'll get sliced to pieces before you know it. You lecherous boar.

"Hmph, I was just saying that because I'm happy... That's so mean. And you were the one being so rough when using me before!"

"And you got your compensation today! You were on top of me, pinning me down, saying 'With today, I've been compensated for all my suffering until now!' What are you, Krillin!? Krillin, who suffered but got a beautiful wife!?"

"Pii... Master must hate me."

"As if I could hate you. It's because you keep saying weird things. You ate too much of my magical energy, that's all."

"Hmph! See, who told you to have such a high level of Fate with me? Because of you, I fell for you, so quietly take responsibility."

"You say it cutely, but you're just thinking of me as your RealDoll 1, right?"

"Wow... How can you say that about yourself?"

"I once saw a manga about a certain teacher from Academy City who did that."

The story about a teacher who was done in by all her students, couldn't take it anymore, erased her own desires for the students' happiness, and became a RealDoll... Ahh, is that the path I must walk?

"We don't see Master like that. Of course, we did get a bit excited this time. But...! If Master said he hated it? We wouldn't do it! Probably?"

"Probably, huh... Well, that's good enough."

Taiga's words aren't very credible... but I'll choose to believe them, even if just the words. Since she seems to listen to me, I'll use that if necessary.

Stop!

This is the power to halt nationally-sanctioned violence. Hah, even I think it's stupid. But if I use this, maybe they'll really stop?

"It's all because I love you..."

"You know if the genders were reversed this would immediately be a thriller, right?"

"Isn't it already like that?"

Hmm, I see. An ordinary person being obsessed over by a serial killer... Hah, how am I still alive?

But at least it's not a nice boat ending. Probably...

We keep walking and find a campfire. Calmly eating dumplings are Caesar and Caligula.

"Greetings, gentlemen. I am a passing Kamen Rider."

"Hm?"

"Just Regular Human A. Let me be direct. I'm feeling rather unsettled right now, so how about you hand over those dumplings without a fuss?"

"The dumplings, you say? We obtained these through proper means, so that might be difficult. How about a negotiation instead?"

Caesar, having sensed we're the masters, seems to want to negotiate for profit. Sigh... Of course. In isekai stories, smooth talking is important, says the red-flavored agitator-san.

"I can make you go berserk just by speaking. You'd better stop... Don't make me use my power..."

"Oh ho? You seem confident?"

"Ahh, are you provoking me? Fine, then. Starting now, I shall become trash comparable to Lancelot, David, and the fairies. You may denounce me all you want; the current me is a sage who has prepared himself, so the damage is nullified."

"What on earth are you trying to──"

"I could sleep with Cleopatra right here, right before your very eyes. Will you believe me if I show you!?"

"──────"

Caesar quietly tries to draw his sword. Hah, even I think it was a splendid provocation. An incredibly vulgar yet undoubtedly effective strike. I probably smell like crap coming out of my mouth. Lancelot and David would rate this highly.

BAM!!!

"... In the previous exchange, what exactly did Caesar do wrong..."

With that single strike from Taiga, Caesar vanishes into the distant sky, and Caligula looks on sorrowfully. Haha...

"That's right, I did it. So what? Who will judge me! Heaven itself has affirmed NTR by never forgiving Lancelot and David!"

"....."

Caligula looks at me with a pitying gaze. Hah, honestly, I have no right to complain even if I get beaten up now. I've become Gold Sun through and through.

"Master, if you awaken to a taste for NTR, we will have no choice."

"Please don't run with that, it was a joke."

There's no way I'd awaken to such a taste, Caiba. Don't try to grab me and drag me into the forest, it's scary.

Well, we retrieved the dumplings. And right about now...

Squelch!

Tearing open the dumpling bundle and munching on them as she appears is Altera. As expected...

"NTR is... a bad civilization... I will remove it."

"It's not me, but I could introduce you to a guy named Lancelot, so how about going to him?"

"He is right before my eyes."

"How can you say something so harsh."

Alas... Was it my mistake for even joking about NTR...!